Anyone speak Klingon?

Dr. Lawrence Krausss, author of The Physics of Star Trek" will be lecturing to the public at the American Physical Society annual meeting in Tampa, FL this month. In the spirit of intergalactic inclusiveness, I was hoping to get the APS press release translated into Klingon.

Can anyone here help with the translation, or help me track down someone to translate?

Incidentally, if you're going to be in Tampa in April, his talk is at 7:30 PM on April 18 in the Tampa Marriott.

Thanks,

James